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When a friend brags to you that she just
met the perfect man ever, she's got a
career that's taking off, and her hair's
never looked better, don't be bitter!
Send her one of the totally awesome cards
from O Plus D, like this one: "I'm so
happy for you...I could just pee." Or, if
you have been bitter and treating her
like shit, why not send the card that
features a couple artsy peackocks and
reads: "I've been such an asshole, please
accept my apologies." ...Of course,
she'll probably follow up the card that
basically says it all: "Shit." And then
you can go out and drink G&T's and have a
good laugh about it.
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