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GR40 : BIRTHDAY SLUT
$ 5.00
"Happy Birthday You Old Slut!"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
PL05 | GODDAMN PRESIDENT
$ 15.00
"Goddamn, this President sucks Ass!!!! I mean... happy birthday" INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in...
KD11 LET'S GET STONED
$ 15.00
it's your birthday... Let's get stoned! I mean... let's a nice bottle of wine and some fancy cheese! Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset...
BD01
$ 5.00
"I love birthdays! and donuts. I freakin' love donuts!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA...
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GR40 : BIRTHDAY SLUT
$ 5.00
"Happy Birthday You Old Slut!"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
FN03 | IDIOTS
$ 5.00
"The world is full of idiots... except us. we are awesome."
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
GR45 | BADASS COWGIRL
$ 5.00
"and BADASS was her MIDDLE NAME"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
KD20 LISTEN UP
$ 15.00
"Listen Up B*tches... we're not getting older, we're getting better!" INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic...
BIRTHDAYS
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GR40 : BIRTHDAY SLUT
$ 5.00
"Happy Birthday You Old Slut!"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
GY07 | TOTALLY GAY
$ 5.00
"It's your birthday! You can do whatever you want, even if it's totally gay!" Info:Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE:...
HB03
$ 5.00
"Wow, you're pretty! ... f*ing old! Happy Birthday!"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
KD20 LISTEN UP
$ 15.00
"Listen Up B*tches... we're not getting older, we're getting better!" INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic...
CONGRATS
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CG06 | HIGH FIVES
$ 5.00
"High Fives!"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
DR01
$ 5.00
"Did someone here want a bigass joint?"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
GN14
$ 5.00
"OMG! Congrats Grad! What are you going to do now?"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
GR47 | DO NO HARM
$ 5.00
Style# "Do not harm, but take no shit" INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in...
F*CK!@#$$
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FN10
$ 5.00
"F*k Yoga, Eat Hot Dogs"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
FN24 | F YEAH!
$ 5.00
"Fuck Yeah! it's your birthday!!!!!"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
FK06
$ 5.00
"Happy Birthday to a Badass Motherf*cker"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
FN29
$ 5.00
"You're a f*ing rock star! (and always have been)"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
LP HELL YEAH
$ 18.00
Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875) 4BAR
Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~
INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching
Made in USA / Female owned business
LP BRILLIANT
$ 18.00
Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875) 4BAR
Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~
INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching
Made in USA / Female owned business
lp IDIOTS
$ 18.00
"The world is full of idiots. Except us, we are awesome" Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875) Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~ INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena,...
lp TRUMP
$ 18.00
"F* Trump" Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875) Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~
INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching
Made in USA / Female owned business
GAY / LGBTQ
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GY07 | TOTALLY GAY
$ 5.00
"It's your birthday! You can do whatever you want, even if it's totally gay!" Info:Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE:...
FN06 : GAY
$ 5.00
"I loooove being gay with you!"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
GY17 | GAY ALL THE WAY
$ 5.00
"GAY! all the way!"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
GR50 | THE QUEEN
$ 5.00
"All hail the motherf!@#$ing Queen!"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
GIRLS RULE
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GR40 : BIRTHDAY SLUT
$ 5.00
"Happy Birthday You Old Slut!"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
GR45 | BADASS COWGIRL
$ 5.00
"and BADASS was her MIDDLE NAME"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
KD20 LISTEN UP
$ 15.00
"Listen Up B*tches... we're not getting older, we're getting better!" INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic...
KD11 LET'S GET STONED
$ 15.00
it's your birthday... Let's get stoned! I mean... let's a nice bottle of wine and some fancy cheese! Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset...
HOLIDAYS
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JG01 : GIN AND CHANUKAH
$ 5.00
"Drink your gin and tonicah, and have a happy chanukah!"
Blank Inside / Size 4.25" x 5.5"INSIDE: Blank / PAPER: Premium 100lb. / PRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic / Made in USA
HOL.01 This Card
$ 5.00
"This card doesn't have any husbands, kids, or dogs on it... you're welcome! Merry Christmas!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic...
HOL.02
$ 5.00
"Bah Hum Bug. I mean happy holidays!"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness PRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
LP HAPPY F HOLIDAYS
$ 18.00
Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875) 4BAR
Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~
INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching
Made in USA / Female owned business
LOVE
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LV101 | NUTS!
$ 15.00
"You drive me nuts! and god knows, i love me some nuts!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA...
FN13
$ 5.00
"Life is a freakin' blast... with you!!!!"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
LV95
$ 5.00
"I love you more than me! (and that's a lot!)"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
WD21 | HOW F* LUCKY!
$ 5.00
"How fucking lucky are we to have each other?"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
MOM + DAD
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MM12 | AMAZING MOM
$ 15.00
"Mom, you've taught me to be... as amazing as you"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
DD06
$ 5.00
"POPS... you're #1. Actually, Mom is number 1, but you are definitely a close second!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic...
DD10 | REPUBLICAN DAD
$ 5.00
"You might be a Republican, but you are still the world's greatest Dad!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: 4 Color Offset with Soy Based...
DD08 | TEACHING ME DAD
$ 5.00
"Happy Father's Day to the man who is still teaching me to be one. thanks dad" INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with...
NEW
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LP TOGETHER
$ 18.00
Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875) 4BAR
Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~
INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching
Made in USA / Female owned business
LP MERCI
$ 18.00
Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875) 4BAR
Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~
INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching
Made in USA / Female owned business
LP HOHOHO
$ 18.00
Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875) 4BAR
Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~
INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching
Made in USA / Female owned business
LP FABULOUS
$ 18.00
"You are fucking fabulous. Period" Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875) Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~ INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching Made in USA / Female...
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HB03
$ 5.00
"Wow, you're pretty! ... f*ing old! Happy Birthday!"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
GR31 : BIRTHDAY B*
$ 5.00
"Happy Birthday to the Hottest b*tch!"
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA
GY07 | TOTALLY GAY
$ 5.00
"It's your birthday! You can do whatever you want, even if it's totally gay!" Info:Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE:...
BD01
$ 5.00
"I love birthdays! and donuts. I freakin' love donuts!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA...
POLITICS!!!
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PL06 : IMPEACH GIRL!
$ 5.00
"Let's impeach that fucker!"
Blank Inside / Size 4.25" x 5.5"INSIDE: Blank / PAPER: Premium 100lb. / PRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic / Made in USA
PL04 | DEAR GOD PRESIDENT
$ 5.00
"Dear God, PLEASE! Make someone else our President" INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in...
DD10 | REPUBLICAN DAD
$ 5.00
"You might be a Republican, but you are still the world's greatest Dad!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: 4 Color Offset with Soy Based...
PL02 | POLITICS IMPEACH
$ 5.00
"Cheer the f*ck up! After all, how long can it be til impeachment? seriously!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE:...
THANK YOU
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LP MERCI
$ 18.00
Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875) 4BAR
Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~
INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching
Made in USA / Female owned business
LP FABULOUS
$ 18.00
"You are fucking fabulous. Period" Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875) Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~ INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching Made in USA / Female...
THANKSALOT
$ 18.00
"thanks a fucking lot!!!!" Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875) Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~ INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching Made in USA / Female owned...
LP SCRIPT TY
$ 18.00
Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875) 4BAR
Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~
INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching
Made in USA / Female owned business