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Zoom GR40 : BIRTHDAY SLUT

GR40 : BIRTHDAY SLUT

$ 5.00
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"Happy Birthday You Old Slut!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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FN03 | IDIOTS

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"The world is full of idiots... except us. we are awesome." Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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GR45 | BADASS COWGIRL

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"and BADASS was her MIDDLE NAME" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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KD20 LISTEN UP

$ 15.00
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"Listen Up B*tches... we're not getting older, we're getting better!" INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic...

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PL05 | GODDAMN PRESIDENT

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"Goddamn, this President sucks Ass!!!! I mean... happy birthday" INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in...

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CG06 | HIGH FIVES

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"High Fives!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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GR31 : BIRTHDAY B*

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"Happy Birthday to the Hottest b*tch!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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BD01

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"I love birthdays! and donuts. I freakin' love donuts!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA...

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GR63 | HOPES AND DREAMS

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"Oh Shit! Has anyone seen my hopes and dreams?" INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in...

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GR49 | B*TCHES GET SHIT DONE

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"B*tches get shit done!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.  / Made in USA

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KD09 IF YOU INSIST

$ 15.00
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"GIRL, if you're going to insist on looking this good at your age, we might have to kill you. Happy Birthday Good Looking!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER:...

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PL03 | POLITICS F* TRUMP

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"F*ck Trump! ... and have a nice day!" Info:Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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GR47 | DO NO HARM

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Style#  "Do not harm, but take no shit" INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in...

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FN04 | OLD AF!

$ 15.00
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"You are old AF. Do you even know what that means? Happy Birthday!" Please Note: AF:  stands for As Fuck Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb....

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GR44 BIRTHDAY GIRL

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Relax! after all... you're the fucking birthday Girl! Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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BD36 | AFRO BDAY

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"Hey Motherf*cker! Happy Birthday" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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GG02 | SMOKE WEED

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"It is your birthday... let's smoke some Weed!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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BD35 BIRTHDAY BADASS

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"Happy Birthday Badass" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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BD50 | SENIOR CITIZEN

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"Happy Birthday. You are so HOT... for a senior citizen!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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TX43 | BIGASS THANK YOU

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"You deserve a BigAss THANK YOU! well, this is it!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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GR48 | GREAT TITS

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"Sure, your tits are great! but your brains are greater! happy birthday" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA...

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AV19 BEST HUSBAND

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"Happy Birthday to the Best Husband Ever...Yeah, you" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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LV102 | LOVE OF MY LIFE

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"You are the love of my life, and the pain in my Ass!  Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in...

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WD15 | BRAND OF WEIRD

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"Thank you... for always supporting my particular brand of weird!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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BD44 | STILL ALIVE!

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Holy Crap you're Old! but hey, at least you're still alive! INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest FriendlyPRINTING: Offset with Soy Based InksENVELOPE: Copper Metallic...

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GR53

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"Kicking Ass and Taking Names! (like a boss)" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored GoodnessPRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

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PL06 : IMPEACH GIRL!

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"Let's impeach that fucker!" Blank Inside / Size 4.25" x 5.5"INSIDE: Blank / PAPER: Premium 100lb. / PRINTING: 4 Color Offset ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic  / Made in USA

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lp IDIOTS

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"The world is full of idiots. Except us, we are awesome" Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875)  Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~ INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena,...

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LP WOW PRETTY

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Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875)  4BAR Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~ INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching Made in USA / Female owned business

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LP SPANK

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Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875)  4BAR Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~ INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching Made in USA / Female owned business

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LP YOU”RE THE SHIT

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Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875)  4BAR Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~ INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching Made in USA / Female owned business

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LP STRIPES THANK

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Size A1 (3.5 x 4.875)  4BAR Smaller than a regular card, think notecard~ INSIDE: BlankPAPER: Premium 100lb. PRINTING: Letterpress by HAND in Altadena, CAENVELOPE: Matching Made in USA / Female owned business

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