"The world is full of idiots... except us. we are awesome."

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

"Happy Birthday You Old Slut!"

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

"Wow, you're pretty! ... f*ing old!  Happy Birthday!"

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

"and BADASS was her MIDDLE NAME"

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

"It's your birthday! You can do whatever you want, even if it's totally gay!"

Info:
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

"Goddamn, this President sucks Ass!!!! I mean... happy birthday"

INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

"I love birthdays! and donuts. I freakin' love donuts!"

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

"Listen Up B*tches... we're not getting older, we're getting better!"

INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly

PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.  Made in USA

it's your birthday... Let's get stoned! I mean... let's a nice bottle of wine and some fancy cheese!

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

"High Fives!"

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

"B*tches get shit done!"

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.  / Made in USA

"GIRL, if you're going to insist on looking this good at your age, we might have to kill you. Happy Birthday Good Looking!"

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

"Oh Shit! Has anyone seen my hopes and dreams?"

INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  

PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

Style# 

"Do not harm, but take no shit"

INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  

PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

DRUGS AND HOOKUP

"Aren't you glad that we no longer do drugs or drink all night and then hook up with totally random people? oh wait... I totally miss that! Happy Birthday!"

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

"You are old AF. Do you even know what that means? Happy Birthday!"

Please Note: AF:  stands for As Fuck

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5) 

INSIDE: Blank

PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.  Made in USA

"Dear God, PLEASE! Make someone else our President"

INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

Style# GR44

"Relax! after all... you're the fucking birthday Girl!"

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

"Hey Motherf*cker! Happy Birthday"

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

"All hail the motherf!@#$ing Queen!"

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA